SantaBot – talk to Santa Clause!

Well, it’s Christmas again, time to be nice to the people I can’t stand. Anyway, I found this Santa Clause bot over at Neoseeker forums. You can tell him absolutely anything – and get hilarious responses in return! Oh man, this really made my Christmas funnier. Here’s some of things that I said; being the angry-perverted nerd that I am, some questions (and answers) can offend you (or not).

Want to know why Santa is fat?

Also, it looks like he has a few skeletons in his closet up in the North Pole

Apparently,  Santa thinks his wang and programming languages are related

At least he still wants our wishes to come true

Wow, it’s a good thing Santa isn’t for real…Merry Christmas.